Im supposed to get my drivers license today. Please do not make me parallel park. Please. Pleeeeeeaaassse



What type of boyfriend doesn’t buy you pizza?????

The type that looks really good but ain’t doing shit cause his mama still do everything for him.



How can you make the two greatest assassins in the universe completely useless and boring?

Enjoyed the movie, but this was a legitimate issue.


"My power level is none of your friggin business."

The toughest thing about the shield was making it believable that [Captain America] could throw this thing, have it bounce off something, then take some guy out and have it come back to him. We tried some practical stuff, where he’s throwing a rubber shield. Nothing worked until we handed it over to Chris Evans, until we said, ‘Okay, we’ve got this shield. It’s this wide, it weighs this much. What would you do? How would you throw it?’ And he came up with some really interesting ways of doing it. He had nothing in his hands, he was just miming the actions. It was basically Chris Evans’ ability to mime throwing and catching the shield that made it work.”

- Joe Johnston, director, Captain America: The First Avenger

I had the idea that if you escaped death by a certain robot right before the night ended, he/she would screw you as soon as the next night begun. Now, not only Bonnie has did this for me, but Foxy as well. (under read more because its a bit long.)

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this is like the old early 2000 photos couples used to take in the club just a lizard version






What’s the best Let’s Play for Five Nights at Freddy’s? Nothing too obnxious because I kinda do wanna see the game and since I CANNOT horror game myself, I have to LP it, so suggestions?

well a guy named PartyWolfe on youtube doesnt have a face cam and hes not super loud. hes actually reaallly quiet and he does not freak out that often. i like to watch him play when im too twitchy and scared in my playthrough. XD  heres the link to nights 1-3

I dont have a pc to play on so i gotta watch ; u; and good! i watched outlast with pewdiepie which was fine but i got tired of him realll quick. THANK YOU

I’m watching this in bed. I think I’m going to hate myself later.


youre welcome! you guys should be ok, he didnt get too many hard situations (bots ganging up on him) :’D

if you actually want to see craziness, try watching a custom mode. they set the individual robots to a certain activity level that ranges from 1 to 20.  4/20 seems like it would be intense and fun to watch, but people usually get killed quickly, so maybe look for a different setting. c:

wanted to color an old sketch~